Accident Prone? You better beleive it!

I am accident prone.

Accident Prone: having more accidents than average.

Don't believe me?  Here's a list of accidents that have befallen me;

1. I broke my arm decorating cookies.  I was trying to reach the sprinkles and fell.  My foot opened the oven door (no i do not know how) and my arm hit it.    Hitting the oven door dented the top of the door, knocked it off its hinges, and knocked the glass out of it.  All that hit it was my arm.  Accident prone?  yep.

2.  I have 3 scars on my toes from my house's doorstops.  (those things are dangerous!)

3. Coming home from one of my first soccer games i slipped on the porch.  My head hit the ground rather hard and i managed to split my entire knee open on the only protruding nail on the porch. 

4. While ice skating at a rink in NY state, i fell and hit my head and got a concussion.  I was skating very slow, i was also holding on to the wall.  I still have no clue how i fell!

5. I stub my toes on a near daily basis.

6. I sprained my arm on a slip and slide.  It was one of those huge inflatable ones with a wall and a roof and 5 years olds had been going down it literally hundreds of times a day for a week and not one of them got hurt.  I went down it one time, got my arm tangled in the hose, (which happened to be Velcroed to the roof of the thing) and sprained my arm.

7. I have jammed a finger every time i have ever lifted a football.

8.  9 times out of 10, i sprain something playing basketball.

9. I frequently run into doors and support beams.

10. Shut the door on my own fingers.

Well there you have it.  i am accident prone.